Jerk Scab
liquid originating from an open oozing sore on the p-n-s which becomes solidified and develops into what is commonly referred to as a scab. dried human fluids, including blood, which develops on the male p-n-s after male repeatedly strokes his p-n-s with his own hand.
while throwing darts with friends matt said; man, my d-ck is sore from watching cinemax by myself last night. do you think it would be okay to put a bandaid on my d-ck?
i told my girlfriend she couldn’t give me any more handjobs, my d-ck looks like someone hit it with a pitchfork.
my wife caught me picking the jerk scabs on my d-ck again last night.
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