jerk smirk
the look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. a jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy -j-c-l-t-s.
duder 1: “hurry up in there dude, i gotta trim my bush.”
duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) “sorry dude, it’s all yours.”
duder 1: “what the h-ll is that jerk smirk on your face for? awww dude if i step on any of your nasty -ss c-m…”
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