Jerk Space
the sp-ce between two parked cars which is just small enough to not fit your car. this sp-ce is left by someone with the wherewithal to neither pull up nor back up a little bit in order for your car to fit snugly next to the curb.
variation: d-ck sp-ce
“yo, jessica, i wanted to park in front of your sh-tty, rundown apartment but this -sshole left jerk sp-ce behind your neighbor’s car. f-ck that sh-t. i’m leaving”
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