jerk turd
the act of going c-cka on a womans chest then she proceeds to pick it up and jerk it off as though it were a turgid c-ck.
i squatted over christy’s chest and dropped a huge log on her. she then picked it up as though it was a huge brown c-ck and performed the jerk t-rd on it.
when a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while -j-c-l-t-ng from the p-n-s.
alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his p-n-s so hard and fast that he produced a jerk t-rd.
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