jerkaholic

a person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. if they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

a consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

hates anyone with a talent they don’t posses. secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.
i have to get away from that jerkaholic; he’s stealing my soul!
a person who m-st-rb-t-s to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
he was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.
jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. he hasn’t seen sunlight in weeks!
addicted to jerking

addicted to therealrangersinc on youtube :p
therealrangersinc are jerkaholics first video coming soon
slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.
“i can’t believe she feel for that b-st-rd, she is such a jerkaholic!”
1. someone who is addicted to being a jerk.

2. something funny to call someone, esp. if that person is your friend and/or if they are kind of a jerk, but you aren’t especially concerned about it.
that guy just slipped into my parking spot! jerkaholic.