Jerkin’ the gerkin with a merkin


of the male: masturbating with a pubic wig on.
“geeves, what on earth are you doing in lord boddington’s room this late at night?”

“sorry, ma’am, but i heard a commotion down the hall, so i scurried to investigate the matter. twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin’ the gerkin with a merkin”

from “geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals” by forsworth littlingshire

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