jerkin the gherkin
a term used for male masturbation. unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary p-n-ses.
“brian had enough of mtv, so he turned to television x for some real p-rn. aroused, he began jerkin’ the gherkin”.
to pleasure oneself by tugging and pulling on one’s d-ck.
while watching brazilian fart p-rn i was jerkin’the gherkin.
verb. to m-st-rb-t-. especially refers to male masturbation. see also spanking the monkey.
mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but i know he really did it by jerkin’ the gherkin.
a euphamism for masturbation.
paul was jerkin’ his gherkin to a britney spears video.
having a w-nk
i was jerkin the gherkin last night
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