jerking off stalefish
the act of m-st-rb-t–n with your coming from behind and going under your leg like the snowboarding move.
i needed a little change in my love life so i put my hand under my leg and started jerking off stalefish.
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our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of
i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my p-rnos
the act of jerking off to your own -ss while looking at it in a mirror.
“what the f-ck dude you’ve been in the toliet for 2 hours now”
“be patient man i’m jerking off stalefish”
when someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then m-st-rb-t-s with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
dude, why are you sitting on your hand? you trying to jerk off stalefish?
without lubrication, just raw.
i was jerking off stalefish and my d-ck got raw.
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