Jerkin’s Lotion
street name for jergen’s lotion, famous for it’s c-ck lubing m-st-rb-t–nal qualities.
peter: hey, bobby, how’s it goin’?
bobby: great, but i was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.
peter: oh man, i hate shopping!
bobby: oh, come on, i won’t take that long; i’m just getting the basics — milk, cereal, beer and jerkin’s lotion.
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