jerkwipe
cross between a jerkoff and an -sswipe. also can be used as a noun or the name of a product.
1. sally whouldn’t blow me last night, so i jerked one out. good thing i had some jerkwipes next to my bed.
2. billy, sometimes you can be such a jerkwipe!!!!
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