Jerky Slicer
while receiving a bl-wj-b from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and donkey punch her in the head. she then clamps down on your p-n-s and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
i was driving to church sunday getting a bl-wj-b from karen when a dog ran out in the street. i paniced and donkey punched her, she gave me a jerky slicer and i hit a tree.
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