Jerque du Soleil


an act of masturbation in which one bends at the knee in a captain morgan pose. then, bending forward, the appropriate hand reaches around and under the upraised thigh for comical pleasure.
“i did the jerque du soleil when i woke up this morning.”
“how was it?”
“i really should have stretched first.”

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