Jerry’d
when a friend asks you a favor that should take 10 minutes, but ends up being 3 hours of mishaps and torture
“he just asked me to do this quick favor and it ended up being 3 hours of breaking down automobiles, flat tires, and a torrential downpour!”
“you got jerry’d”
when one’s home has been invaded by a mouse that just can’t seem to be killed.
“that mouse is still living under your sofa? you’re being jerry’d bad, bro.”
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