jersey cumshot
holding in sperm and then releasing it.
once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female’s eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
-allows for a jersey hit and quit.
girl 1: girl, did he do the jersey c-mshot?
girl 2: yea that motherf-cker did, how’d you know?
girl 1: your eye is twitching.
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