Jersey Divorce


ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.
bob jersey divorce ‘d his wife, he “accidentally” ran her over with his camaro.
the act of running over one’s spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
rather than giving her half, tommy decided to just give her the ol’ jersey divorce.

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