Jersey Donzy
(n.) the act of abrubtly punching a obnoxious, outspoken, woman squarely in the jaw either during intercourse or immediately after -j-c-l-t–n before exclaiming “ayyyyyyy!!!!”, mimicing the iconic sound of arthur “the fonz” fonzarelli.
i hooked up with that organge hobgoblin from the club last night, but she would not shut the f–k up; so i gave her the ‘ol jersey donzy
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