Jersey Driver

any person who cant drive for sh-t like the rest of the people from new jersey
get the f-ck off the road you godd-mn jersey driver
new jersey licensed drivers who drive with a purpose…some may say they are wild and crazy, however that is what they are accustomed to. they lack patience and at times courtesy.
when your driving on the highway and you see people coming flying up, -ssume its a “jersey driver”.

someone cuts you off….”jersey driver”.
a person from nj who knows how to drive in the most populated state in the us yet that the car insurance companies are not friendly and will drop you if they can. anyone used to paying 2 to 3 times the cost of car insurance that people in other states pay yet who can still drive route 9 and not care.
after robby graduated college in iowa, he got a job in nj. upon moving there, his iowa car insurance company dropped him since they said that “they didn’t service that market.” when he went shopping for new insurance it cost him three times what he had paid in iowa for less coverage. his coworkers just laughed at him as he complained. they already knew the cost of being a jersey driver…
basically, someone who actually knows how to drive. they take charge when they’re driving, and know that the speed limits aren’t really the law, they’re only a suggestion of how fast you should be going (at least 10-15 m.p.h. more than what’s on the sign).
whatever you do, don’t p-ss off a jersey driver when you’re on the road. you’ll get the horn & the finger, they’ll p-ss you and then go slower than you were just to p-ss you off. they’ll also do that just because they can and they know that you won’t be able to do a d-mn thing about it.
if you annoy a jersey driver when you’re driving, they’ll personally see to it that it takes you twice as long to get to where you want to go.
someone who understands that if the speed limit is 45 you need to go at least 50, can handle a jughandle, and can parallel park at a moments notice. basically, someone that can actually drive.
also, an aggressive driver who is not afraid to honk and give you the finger. a driver that will p-ss you in the no p-ssing zone, cut you off, and then go slower than you originally were, just to p-ss you off because you have non-new jersey tags.
you say i’m a jersey driver like it’s a bad thing.
very skilled at driving a car; know what stop means
jersey drivers get beeped at in philadelphia for stopping at the stop signs.