Jersey Guy
a true jersey guy, is not a guido, or a transplant from newark. he does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn’t show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. a true jersey guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. he can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. he is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a true jersey girl.
“jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds”
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a true jersey guy, is not a guido, or a transplant from newark. he does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn’t show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. a true jersey guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. he can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. he is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a true jersey girl.
“jersey guys best friends are his board, his beer, and his buds”
typically a warm-hearted alpha type teddy bear type, probably into harleys and convertible vettes.. is a pleasant blend of saint, satan yet wouldn’t hurt a fly…
loves his mom, all animals, helping cook dinner to share by the fireplace while the moonlight shines through the stained gl-ss window of his humble woodsy jersey abode…
people always feel safe around a true jerseyguy as whatever it is that he exudes maintains a peaceful and stable environment… nothing will go wrong… just sharing and closeness.
a true jerseyguy is incomplete though… without his true love… a warm, intelligent, un-ssuming jerseygirl!
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probably the rudest guys you will ever meet. prefer skeezy clubs to parties, and prefer sk-nky -ss jersey girls to cl-ssy women. can be seen in a wife beater and sideburns at any time of the year.
“he’s a jersey guy….you dont wanna touch that.”
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