Jersey Shore Twister
a drink invented in and commonly brought to the beach in the jersey sh-r- area of new jersey because it is against the beach rules to bring alcoholic beverages on the beach. it is gatorade with a twist: vodka. it can be served in a gatorade bottle or in a gl-ss. cheers!
ex 1: person one: “hey dude, lets bring some beers to the beach when we go down to belmar!”
person 2: “no you cant! they dont allow alcohol on the beach! let’s bring out some jersey sh-r- twisters”
ex 2: “i’ll have a jersey sh-r- twister on the rocks”
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