Jersey Thunderstorm
the act of someone taking a sh-t while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. more notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud sh-t while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
person 1 – “i was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden i hear a f-cking fart. i looked around the curtain and steve’s sitting there with his pants around his ankles, sh-tting his godd-mn brains out. i swear the fumes burnt my f-cking eyes.”
person 2 – “ewww…you got caught in the middle of a f-ckin’ jersey thunderstorm.”
person 1 – “yeah… no sh-t…. no pun intended.”
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