Jerzed
to repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullsh-t, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. to jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group iq, intelligence, and morale.
non-jerzer: “hey man, i have 2 dogs and they are sick”
jerzer: “oh that sucks. i have 24 champion bull terriers and they have aids”
non-jerzer: “shut the f-ck up man. you jerzed me. stop f-cking lying and telling bullsh-t just to hear yourself talk”
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