Jess Hancock
also short for p-n-s hands.. she just always has a p-n-s in her hand!
boys fall at her feet for all of her handy work and she has a super great body. she had green/hazel eyes which lure in all of the men. she has a friend called amy and another one called jordan. they like hanging out and finding boys for jess to molester.
look, its a jess hanc-ck
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