Jess Hooper


getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.
1. ohhhhh my heads so sore, i did a jess hooper last night… lucky i don’t have to see any of those people again

2. i’ve handed in my resignation, i’m heading to the work party, i’m gunna do a jess hooper

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