Jesse Perring
the equivalent of chuck norris to the e-world of league of legends
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the saga of jesse perring
– when jesse perring enters a game, the baron ragequits.
– items in the shop pay jesse perring to be used.
– jesse perring’s elo is longer than pi.
– when jesse perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
– when jesse perring uses karthus’s ultimate, several people in asia die.
– when blitzcrank uses rocket grab, he is pulled to jesse perring.
– jesse perring plays league of legends with the monitor off.
– guardian angel armor is really cloth armor that jesse perring has touched.
– jesse perring uses ashe’s frost arrow to hit opponents in next week’s game.
– jesse perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.
– jesse perring has kissed skribbles on the mouth…with tongue…really…
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1. can i join jesseperringfanclub right now?
2. sign my mousepad jesse perring!
3. i would sh-t myself if i saw jesse perring.
4. holy sh-t, it’s jesse perring!!! -explosive diarrhea-
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