Jessely
jessely is the bestest best friend you could ever ask for. it’s guaranteed that she’ll never stab you in the back, turn around and desert you! jessely may seem innocent on the outside but she has a dark side residing within. she likes to play the game and watches tv shows like how i met your mother or the big bang theory. jessely is as straight as she can be so she has a habit of saying, “no h-m-” if you’re a girl trying to hug her. she’s also very supportive and it’s very difficult to troll her.
jessely is as epic as a ninja!
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