Jessi
the short s-xy type. always on alert. a force only to be reckoned with if you understand her heart. the best friend anyone can possibly have. with curves like a dirt road on a drunk night. very probable to be the most intriguing person you’ve ever met. irresistable to the point of addiction. any man who comes in contact will quiver, and have no self control to turn the other way. can stop a heart from beating, and bring the beat back with only her smile. the best wife any man could ever desire. perfect in every way.
who is that man’s wife?
idk but by how she looks and acts she must be a jessi.
the female version of of the name jesse. can also refer to someone made of awesome.
hank: “i thought your name was spelled j-e-s-s-e.”
jessi: “are you calling me a dude, a-hole?” -_-‘
a being, female, made entirely of stardust, always ready to shine, but sometimes burns too brightly only to burst into flame and become dust once again, ready to repeat the process.
“i can’t keep my eyes off of that jessi in the corner there. do you see how brightly her eyes glow with excitement? how her tinkling little laugh fills the room? how a simple glance your way will stupefy?”
“..yeah..” (gazes in the general direction of the jessi, as is blinded by beauty, but still wants to look on)
a name, technically the female version of james but often mistaken as the female version of jesse. can be an abbreviation of jessie or jessica. also–an incredibly amazing girl with the strength of a wildebeest.
when someone accosted jessi in a dark alley, she beat the heck out of him.
a manly man,very out going, funny. a guy who can fit into any situation from dinner with your parents to a casual lazy day.
the guy you want to hug.
a true mama’s boy.
jesse is hot.
jessi is my bestie
a manly man,very out going, funny. a guy who can fit into any situation from dinner with your parents to a casual lazy day.
the guy you want to hug.
a true mama’s boy.
jesse is hot.
jessi is my bestie
a name. for male or female
‘meet my new baby girl jessi’
‘meet my new baby boy jessi’
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