Jessica
a jessica is a girl who thinks every female wants her man, when in fact no one wants him because she’s been with him and his friends
she’s a jessica always thinking someone is trying to get with him, even though she was with his boy the other night
an extremely common female name.
person 1: what’s that girl’s name?
person 2: jessica
a wonderfull name that means “gracious gift from g-d”
dude that girl jessica totally move me.
jessica is the sweetest girl you will ever meet basically. she is known to be the s-xiest person who walked the planet. boys get nervous when around her and a lot of boys have a crush on her. jessica is aspired to by others. she will show you a good time and also has a crazy/wild side to her. when you meet a jessica, you will have a hard time forgetting her! she falls in love easily and loves to laugh. but she has a down side to her, like every girl, she has great shyness. when she falls in love, she falls deep. boys love her! jessica in a term means goddess. she has incredible looks. when you find a jessica, don’t let her go! shes beautiful, talented and has an amazing body. guys like to often flirt with her but she doesn’t take that to heart. she isn’t perfect, but then again, who is? shes very active and likes to do things. jessica likes to dress nice and when gets complimented, denies all of it. shes very artistic and is a great dancer. boys are lucky to have her! shes also very supportive and a great friend! she speaks her mind and doesn’t care what people think! she has great eyes and hair. jessica is very loyal and open, her family value her a lot. she is loved by lots of people and even people whom she might not know about! she is an all round amazing person who everyone is grateful to have in their lives.
josh: ”hey, that jessica seem really nice, shes fit too!”
gary: ”yeah jessica’s great ain’t she? i kinda fancy her a bit”
the absolute most perfect person on the planet. no arguments. everything about this girl is so amazing that she is sometimes thought to be an angel or goddess. she is the most beautiful girl to live on this planet. she will deny that, but it is a true fact and everybody knows it. she is the kindest, most caring person ever who will do anything to make you feel special. and she has the cutest laugh, smile, face, and pretty much anything else you can think of.
guy 1: hey, who’s that angel over there?
guy 2: that’s jessica, i also think she’s an angel.
a woman i know who is incredibly s-xy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they’re jealous and they’re all -sses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i’ll always be her best friend.
me – dude, i love jessica.
friend – me too. who doesn’t?
me – stupid f-ckers that’s who.
a very pretty girl with a kind fun loving heart, a beautiful face, and a body that can melt gl-ss! she breaks hearts daily and would be an awesome catch… married guys want her and single guys are scared of her
have you seen the a$$ on that girl jessica? holy d-mn!!!
a greek name which means “what god beholds”
actual meaning: very impish, pretty, complex, deadly.
“man that jessica girl is pretty, but i cant read her.”
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