Jessica Carrillo
a transvest-te prost-tute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his d-ck but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.
wh-r- 1: you goin to that poker party?
wh-r- 2: no, man. it’s at jessica carrillo’s.
wh-r- 1: but i thought he was selling today.
wh-r- 2: naa, that’s only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
wh-r- 1: oh, ok.
wh-r- 3: i’m not a wh-r-.
wh-r- 1 and 2: wh-r-!
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