Jessica Fletcher Syndrome
condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.
from the tv-show “murder she wrote” where every week a close friend or relative of jessica fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.
i think he killed them all.
nah, he just suffers from jessica fletcher syndrome.
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