jessica melanson
jessica is an amazing girl. she is soo unique and beautiful. some people are mean to her but their -ssholes. she gets a lot of bullsh-t from some people but she deals, and she keeps being amazing. jess deserves an amazing guy that will treat her right and that she can be happy with. she is so cool and sweet. she always makes me smile and i wish she was my neighbor. oh and she loves mikes hard lemonade, and she can dance, and play softball and jus be totally awesome. i jus f-cking love her sooo f-cking much. and ill never leave her.
me: i love you jessica melanson.
jess: i love you too hun.
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