Jessica Passant
yorkshire slang for the female s-xual organ. the word comes from firstly the feminine name jessica, originating as jesabelle, a prost-tute in the bible. jessica represents feminity and looseness. p-ssant is a brand of condoms and in the north, firstly in yorkshire, the full term jessica p-ssant has become a euphanism for a v-g-n-. this allows girls to discuss this body part with other girls without usind crude terminology.
girl, my jessica p-ssants been out of action for some time, i need a man!
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