jesuness
the business of spreading the gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) business practice made popular by such personalities as jerry falwell, jesse jackson, oral roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.
gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.
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