Jesus bar


the handle found directly above the seats of most motor vehicles. may or may not be retractable. it’s primary use is to be gripped as the p-ssenger prays, swears, or screams.
he grabbed the jesus bar as she took the car on two wheels.
the handle on the p-ssenger side of 4 wheel drive vehicles that you hold onto when the vehicle tilts on extreme angles.

the jesus bar is so named because most p-ssengers will grab it at the same time as shouting “oh jesus!”
a bar located in the disabled toilets which non-disabled or disables uses may grip in the event of a bad bowel movement, grog bow, the sh-ts etc. users can then let a “jesus!” rip while taking a dump and clenching the bar.
“i took a m-ssive dump ! it was like i was sh-tting a knife, thank god for the jesus bar in the disabled toilets”

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