Jesus Beaver
obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don’t ever, ever put out.
ever.
joe: “hey john did you see courtney over there kissing kelly?”
john: “yea man, they’re h-rny as sh-t, and thats why i’m here!”
joe: “good luck man, thats some jesus beaver right there. you don’t have a chance.”
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- eagarian
the language spoken by the eaganites see also eaganites, eager the eaganite race speaks eagarian
- Jesus Breath
having bad breath after consumption of the body of christ, communion, church bread, etc. i really need a stick of gum, i have some rancid jesus breath.
- jizz-brick
a dense collection of random things stuck together by the adhesion of s-m-n i was jerking off yesterday and came in my trash can. i formed a j-zz-brick with some dryer sheets and old socks
- corollin
the act of driving a toyota corolla all pimpified. my boi chris corollin, we tearin up the streets.
- corpolytic
of or characterized by breaking up of the body, that is, deadly. the behavior of the terrorist was blatantly copolytic. see corpolyis