jesus bolts
the “jesus bolts” are the small, high-tensile bolts that attach the rotor pitch control push rods to the swash plateon a helicopter.
if one of these bolts fails, then one of the ‘copter’s rotors will be decoupled from the cyclic/collective pitch control, which is generally thought of as a bad thing; they are so called because if you’ve led a good life, afther the failure jesus is the next person you meet.
see also zero survivability incident
pilot: “is this thing good to go ?”
engineer: “yeah, we even gave you new jesus bolts !”
pilot: “gee, thanks.”
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