jesus boner
noun: when a person gets really excited about jesus, the teachings/words of jesus, or anything relating to jesus. the reultant is a m-ssive jesus b-n-r.
while i was in church, i had the eerie feling that i was surrounded by about 150 jesus b-n-rs.
the pope has the worlds largest jesus b-n-r. what a stud.
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