Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog on a Stick
a term used when an incident is so shockingly heinous, the simple exclamation, “jesus christ!” doesn’t do it justice.
imagery: jesus christ, impaled by a hot dog on a stick ™, aka a corn dog.
the most common image is one of jesus christ with a corn dog inserted into his r-ct-m, though different examples of various orifices of christ can be found with a simple search on the world wide web.
(this definition is not endorsed by the company, hot dog on a stick. however, the definition was originally penned by one of the company employees.)
kid: “dad, i’m in jail for stealing the neighbor’s car, crashing it into a walmart, then putting my d-ck into the tailpipe while the engine was still running.”
dad: “jesus christ on a hot dog on a stick!!! rot in prison, you sick little f-ck. you’re disowned.”
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