Jesus Cold


a time when it is so cold outside that even jesus christ would complain about the cold.
see also: jesus hot, jesus cold, jesus lot, jesus sweet, jesus late, and jesus early
it was so jesus cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

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