Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ
1. possibly the most extreme, blasph-m-us term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
situation 1:
somone busts into a room with an ak-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
your response: jesus f-cking mary doggystyle christ!
situation 2:
johnny: sooooo…
mike: hmm….
chris: yeah…
dalton: jesus f-cking mary doggysyle christ!
johnny: wtf happened?
mike: oh my stars
chris: lollerpops
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