Jesus hugger


a person, usually a christian, who’s obsessed with jc.

(obviously they can’t really hug the fella, but you’re just gettin’ this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-“you wanna pop these beers early man?”

-“i can’t bro, i gotta go to church with my family”

-“d-mn, you don’t want to be surrounded by tons of jesus huggers for a whole hour. let’s get drunk and kill a hobo instead”

-“you’re right! what was i thinking?!”
a christian
oh john, you’re my favorite jesus hugger!
a person, usually a christian, who’s obsessed with jc.

(obviously they can’t really hug the fella, but you’re just gettin’ this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-“you wanna pop those beers early man?”

-“i can’t bro, i gotta go to church with my family”

-“d-mn, you don’t want to be surrounded by tons of jesus huggers for a whole hour. let’s get drunk and kill a hobo instead”

-“you’re right! what was i thinking?!”

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