jesus legs


when someone’s legs are so pale, that people are blinded by how white and bright they are when the person wears shorts and/or shows off their legs.
after a long winter when i could start wearing shorts, my jesus legs were so bad, the reflection burned my friend’s eyebrows off.
making a chick c-m just by rubbing your leg on her v-g-n-.
my niggsa l dog the omniscient gave that hoe the jesus leg

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