jesus moment
1. any moment when you feel like jesus.
2. when you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.
“whoa, i just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!”
“dude, you had a jesus moment”
“i must be jesus”
it’s a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.
i could decide what to name my paper, but then i had a jesus moment and i figured out the perfect t-tle.
having a moment that is god-like or like talia.
talia is having another jesus moment
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