Jesus monster cock


term used to describe my unnaturally large p-n-s. typically given to a person named matt. names also referring to jesus monster c-ck are white python and don knotts. j.m.c is the accepted abbreviation for jesus monster c-ck
m: hey chan, did you hear brit screaming last night?

c:-confused- maybe

m: well, she was riding my jesus monster c-ck like a pogo stick! i was giving some major don knotts.

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