jesus preschool
the stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church bas-m-nt. includes cheese b-lls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing “away in a manger” for the yearly christmas performance. not limited to protestant (methodist, baptist, lutheran, etc.) and catholic locations.
oh my gosh, you went to jesus preschool? so did i! did you say -insert rhyming prayer here-, too?!
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