jesus retard
a person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words “jesus”, “god”, “sinner”, “salvation,” or “amen.”
an unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.
a coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.
the cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase “jesus loves you!”
the creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton sl-t who sleeps in satan’s bed.
office worker 1: “who put all the religious cr-p all over the bathroom?”
office worker 2: “that’s justin’s doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo.”
office worker 1: “i should kick his -ss!”
office worker 2: “it would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he’s a jesus r-t-rd.”
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