jesus rider


someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. also someone who believes jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to h-ll for it.
“sh-thead is preaching on her instagram posts again”. “yeah, sh-thead is just a jesus rider.”

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