Jesus Sweet
an event that is so awesome that jesus christ would p–p his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
see also: jesus hot, jesus cold, jesus lot, jesus sweet, jesus late, and jesus early
the release of fable for the xbox was such a jesus sweet event that i didn’t have a clean pair of pants for a month.
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