jesus take me to the playoffs
when you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask jesus to take you to the playofffs after jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause i’m gonna f-ck you like i f-cked that pig” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you f-cked it” jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
i screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then jesus floated down and f-cked me with a c-ck longer than a pig
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