Jesus Time


when the clock reads 3:16, as in john 3:16 “for this is the way g-d loved the world: he gave his one and only son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.” its kinda like when the clock reads 4:20 for pot smokers, its time to roll a fatty.
hay, its 3:16 jesus time. time to make jesus part of your day.
1: to kick -ss in the name of the lord
2: a battle cry to announce you’re going to kill someone, which will cause them to some how be introduced to jesus.
guy: it’s jesus time!
guy2: oh sh-t.

or

guy: it’s time for jesus!
guy2: oh shi–

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