jesus titty fucker
exclamation. when something goes wrong… either a limp d-ck during s-x or experiencing extreme physical pain. a curse used in the most extreme cases.
(after gettting shot in the b-lls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
bob: “jesus t-tty f-cker!!!!!! my b-lls”
or
mitch: “jesus t-tty f-cker! move this f-cking furniture jessica!”
or
butch: ” jesus t-tty f-cker!!! that wh-r- gave me aids! i thought it was weird she had a d-ck…”
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